1) Couch Pizza has become your primary form of sustenance.
5) Frank Underwood has become a close personal friend of yours.
7) You weigh the pros and cons of brushing your teeth or squeezing in the latest episode of “Pretty Little Liars.“
8) You masturbate to the opening sequence of “The Walking Dead” while crying.
9) You tell yourself, “you could totally get Emmy Rossum, like totally.”*
*Emmy: I can be reached day or night at firstname.lastname@example.org 🙂
10) “The Wire” is the greatest TV show ever and there’s no discussion about it…NO DISCUSSION!