Pick-Up Artist: The ironically named man who seems to believe that the only way to get laid is to use a variety of underhand tactics and tricks. Synonyms: Clown, Slimeball, Womanizer, Fail. Working in retail, I meet a variety of beautiful strangers every day. Today, I met two pick-up artists in training. Let me explain. This afternoon, a couple dudes in their late twenties asked me if I could help them find a book called, no joke, The Game: Penetrating The Secret Society of Pick-Up Artists. HA. Let me give you a brief excerpt
Read MoreThe other day at my nerdy retail job, I was once again reminded that I don’t get paid enough when a middle-aged stranger (as he was purchasing Playboy and a bar of Godiva chocolate) licked his lips and said, “You should call me. I could look into those big, beautiful eyes all night. Are you Persian?” Good lord. It’s no secret that my workplace breeds the occasional overly-flirtatious man. Perhaps it’s some sort of power-trip that guys need to ride in order to feel masculine, or maybe it’s because we sell The
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