Men Tag

The trailer for The Final Member begins benignly enough.  The scene is set at the world’s only Phallological Museum, where curator Sigurður “Siggi” Hjartarson fauns over his extensive collection of – well, I probably don’t have to spell it out for you. The Reykjavik Museum is home to the peckers of all Icelandic mammals with the exception of one – our own.  “Why is it so difficult do you think to get a human penis for your museum?” asks an interviewer.  I think the answer should be fairly obvious.  WeRead More

Posted On April 23, 2014By Kelsey DarlingIn Girlzone, Men

Silver Foxes: These Are a Few of my Favorite Things

Since the first growth of pubic hair, I have found older men attractive.  Boys my age have always been boys: unimpressive whispers of facial hair, crotchety sweatpants, and that permanent after-game locker room smell.  Maybe it started in 8th grade with my salt-and-pepper haired history teacher, Mr. Rogers.  There was something patriotically sexy about learning the states and their capitals.  And the way he asked how I was each day–it was so meaningful! Since then, my predilection for older men has only intensified. The term silver fox is used to artfullyRead More
“Hey, alright! I finally feel like a man!” “But, oh my god, you look sooo dirty!” Regardless of your personal feelings on the situation, facial hair is here to stay – at least for a couple months until perms claw their way back to the top. It’s gonna happen. The facial hair transplant business is a-boomin’, too. Yeah, you read that right. In case you have not heard, follicly-impaired men across the country are now shelling out anywhere from $5,000 to $15,000 to graft from their scalps to their facesRead More

Posted On April 14, 2014By StaffIn Girlzone, Men

#MCM: Trevor Donovan

-Trevor Donovan- Twitter: @TrevDon Instagram: trevordonovan Known for: Playing Teddy in 90210. My crush for this Monday is the handsome, and absolutely delectable Trevor Donovan. I came across this delicious morsel on a website with him in nothing but boxing gloves, and red silk shorts. Not only is he easy on the eyes, but apparently he stripped down for animals. Yes please. Mr. Donovan was raising money  for the charity ‘Helping Homeless Animals,’ a privately run, non-profit, “no kill” animal shelter. So not only is he amazingly delicious and hasRead More

Posted On April 9, 2014By Allyson DarlingIn Dating For Women, Girlzone

Five Ways to Freak Him Out

It disheartens me to admit this, but the following are nonfiction accounts, both of friends and my own, of ways to really freak guys out.  They may have been committed with favorable intentions, but the outcome of each involved a male ending up thoroughly disturbed.  I can’t conceptualize the workings of the male mind, and although these actions seemed like the best way to communicate at the time, they irrevocably translated to the traumatization of a few men.  If you have a guy in mind that you need to get rid of, hereRead More

Posted On April 9, 2014By Shannon FolsomIn The Scene, Up For Debate

Dear Millennial Women, Get a Grip

Please note: It is highly recommended that you step off your Pussy Riot pedestal prior to reading this article. Now, ladies: We do not shed all responsibility for our actions the moment we start drinking. Responsible adults are able to make responsible decisions. “I was SO drunk” is not an excuse. You do not become a victim the moment you suck down your first vodka tonic. Women love to blame men for just about everything that happens during a night out, but let’s be honest—you know your limit and ifRead More

Posted On April 7, 2014By StaffIn Girlzone, Men

#MCM: David Robertson

  -David Robertson- Twitter: @DRob30 Known for: Being the New York Yankees new closer. -What better way than to appreciate baseball season than appreciating a sexy dude? While your boyfriend watches the games, you can just stare at the studs. One such stud is Yankees’ closing pitcher David Robertson. David recently got married, and has an adorable little girl, but he still gives you ladies plenty of reason to watch all nine innings! Follow him on Twitter, but first, see more photos below!      Read More

Posted On April 3, 2014By Brendon LemonIn Lifestyle, Miscellaneous

Why Dating a European Woman Rocks

I knew it right away, after our first date, heading back to my apartment on the Metro line eight; this girl was different, awesomely different. We talked for hours as we wandered at dusk from the bars on Ile St. Louis to bars on Cité, listening to street musicians. Maybe it was Paris, maybe I became mature enough to chill out and go with the flow (probably not), or maybe it’s that she’s just a uniquely awesome girl (probably so), but also, maybe it’s just European women. In any case,Read More

Posted On March 31, 2014By StaffIn Girlzone, Men

#MCM: Chris Evans

-Chris Evans- Twitter: @ChrisEvans Instagram: officialchrisevans13 Known for: Acting, Captain America, and abs that just won’t quit. -Chris Evans is this week’s MCM. This beautiful hunk of man, who was voted number 18 on E! Channel for the 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies, is not just an actor. Doing my research into figuring out what else is behind those beautiful eyes, I learned he is also a producer and a director as well. I crushed hard when I first saw him in “The Perfect Score,” and my love for him has onlyRead More
We’ve all heard of the work-life balance, a.k.a. “don’t sit in front of a computer for 50 years and not see all the cool shit outside of the office too.” You go to work, and then you hang out with friends who know nothing about your office other than your complaints about the heavy breather and obsession with the new cute coworker (and prayers that you don’t get reported to HR). Every once in a while, you find yourself in the twilight zone known as a work happy hour, whereRead More

Posted On March 28, 2014By Brian WrayIn Advice For Men, Manzone

A Man-Date: How Two Male Friends Go Out

When you think of two guys going out, your brain immediately goes to a show on Bravo. But that’s not what I’m talking about. It’s a common misconception that bros cannot go on a date with one another. No, there are no romantic overtones or sexual innuendos intended here. Just two bros enjoying one another’s company. It’s called a man-date, and it exists. I embarked on a man-date of my last night. My buddy and I met at a Brewhouse in Burbank, with the sole intention of having a beerRead More

Posted On March 19, 2014By Anthony KozlowskiIn Movies

I Watched “Nymphomaniac: Volume I” So You Don’t Have To

Oh, Facebook.  Thank God I have you to tell me what I want.  Think of all the things I’d miss out on if I just stuck to Netflix reruns of Archer. When I logged on the other day, I found the typical slew of game and app suggestions accompanied by the usual “10 of your friends like this” tagline.  I was just about to download Siege of Legends (or Legend of the Siege, I can’t remember which), when I stumbled upon an ad quite different from the cutesy FlappyBird ripoffs. Read More

Posted On March 17, 2014By StaffIn Girlzone, Men

#MCM – Kliff Kingsbury

-Kliff Kingsbury- Twitter: @TTUKingsbury Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/officialcoachkliffkingsbury Known for: Coaching the Texas Tech Red Raiders. -Instead of a player like the last few weeks, today we have a coach! Kliff Kingsbury is the head coach of Texas Tech’s football team, and he looks damn good while coaching them. Kliff used to play quarterback for the Red Raiders when he was in college, and now he’s coaching at the same school! He’s a pretty good coach…but a really good-looking guy. Plus, he’s somehow single…get on that, girls. First, see more of Kliff!Read More

Posted On March 5, 2014By Allyson DarlingIn Dating For Women, Girlzone

Five Dudes You Shouldn’t Date

With public transportation run-ins, Tinder, OKcupid, Grouper and nights out on the town, young adulthood boasts an impressive collection of resources to meet people, presenting us with options and people we may not have ever met otherwise, proving to be both a good and bad thing.  Below is a collection of men you just shouldn’t date under any circumstances.    1.  The Travel Titan What happens abroad should stay abroad.  Just because you realize a foreign-landed fling has moved to the same city as you, you do not need toRead More

Posted On March 3, 2014By Maggie NelsonIn Girlzone, Men

#MCM: Andrew Shaw

-Andrew Shaw- Twitter: @shawz15er Instagram: Shawz65 Known for: Playing for the Chicago Blackhawks. -Andrew is currently living in Chicago, where he plays forward for the Blackhawks, but he’s originally from Canada. He has an adorable face and a hockey player body that just won’t quit! Being a Stanley Cup champ is also a pretty sexy thing to add to the list. Unfortunately, ladies, he is a taken man, which crushes all my dreams to be his wife. But we can still stare, no crime in that. Here are some pictures for you to swoon over.    Read More