Manzone Tag

Dear Men, The good ones are out there. They’re just tired. Too many of you have concluded that women are a mystery; that it’s impossible to deduce what we want. The good ones seem to be taken, and the alluring ones won’t go for you. It’s frustrating. I understand that. But I’d like to stand up for a population of incredible women and tell you that the right one is out there, she’s just been beaten down by the 20-something dating scene, and she’s searching for something different.    Read More

Has it been too long since you learned some facts? Would you like to think about sex under the guise of learning? Well, fear not, #writtalifers, because I am here to take care of you. Sperm has a sense of smell.   The largest natural breasts in the world, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, measure (drumroll, please…) 70 INCHES, OR, 5.83 FEET. I wish I could capitalize numbers for emphasis, because my back hurts just thinking about that. Some women can orgasm from their nipples. Some canRead More

It’s Wednesday and you know what that means: time for some hot women. This week, we’d like to introduce Ashley Alexiss. -Ashley Alexiss- Twitter: @AshAlexiss Instagram: ashalexiss Known for: Modeling, using social media in all the right ways, starting Cleavage for the Cure…which is definitely a cause we appreciate. -One of the most-active models on Twitter and Instagram, you should DEFINITELY be following Ashley Alexiss. Ashley is based out of Massachusetts, and is actually good friends with last week’s beauty, Megan (don’t worry, we have another picture of the both of them). AshleyRead More

Happy Wednesday, bros. It’s your favorite time again!  Here’s a model from the Midwest who’s sure to end the winter chill. Meet Megan Retzlaff. -Megan Retzlaff- Twitter: @MeganRetzlaff Instagram: meganretzlaff Known for: Getting named Miss Coed 2013, being featured in Maxim, having one of the sexiest Instagram profiles ever. -Megan Retzlaff is the owner of Twitter and Instagram accounts that any and all heterosexual men should be following. This hottie from Minnesota has everything a man fantasizes about: stunningly good looks AND an interest in sports. When Megan isn’t winning nationwide beautyRead More

Since we endured a polar vortex recently, and it was a refreshing -30 degrees F here in Michigan, I felt that it was fitting to write an article on the highest rated winter boots on the market. I also wanted to clarify what to look for and the quality of different boots before you went and made a final purchase. We still have a lot of snow days ahead of us this year, so you might as well be prepared for the worst! There are many factors that contribute toRead More

1. All of your friends are getting married. All of your friends are wild and single. You can’t win. You feel surrounded by the friends who, a) got married so young that you question why you aren’t getting married, or, b) by friends who are so ambitiously single that you question the relationship you are in. 2. You have money, but not a lot of money. You’re out of college and making some dollars. But those dollars run out scary fast when you start shopping for two. Plus, life insurance,Read More

Happy Wednesday, bros. Here’s a smokin’ snowbunny from Switzerland, who you’ll probably see on the podium next month. Meet Olympian Lara Gut.   -Lara Gut- Twitter: @laragut Website: www.laragut.ch Known for: Being a badass Olympic athlete. -Lara Gut is every reason you need to watch Alpine Skiing in the Sochi Olympics this February. Her flying down the mountain at 80 mph on skis is the first reason. Her in a spandex speed suit is a very close second. With Lindsey Vonn out for the Games, Lara is not just theRead More

In the year in which #wcw became one giant friggin’ phenomenon, I’d like to take a second and dedicate a year’s worth of woman crushes…with a twist. Here are four of the hottest women I had never heard of before 2013, but I am now infatuated quite familiar with. Enjoy, and keep your eyes on these hotties in 2014.   -Camilla Luddington- Twitter: @CamillaLuddington Instagram: officialcamillaluddington Known for: Dr. Wilson on Grey’s Anatomy, Lizzie on Californication. -This British hottie endeared herself to America’s women as the feisty Jo Wilson on Grey’s Anatomy, butRead More