Posted On October 3, 2014 By In Buzzworthy, The Scene

I Want To Be Best Bitches With Aubrey Plaza

 
 

I don’t know if I want to be best bitches, best friends with her, be her, or date her. But here’s why I’m pretty sure Aubrey Plaza and I would have a great time hanging out.

 

 

1. She’s a total weirdo.

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2. One time she hid in a box and followed her principal home from school.

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3. Her twitter name is @evilhag.

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4. She’s the voice of Grumpy Cat in an upcoming Lifetime movie.

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5. She can resist the powers of Ryan Gosling. She ignored him while at a Jamba Juice and blew off his invitation to a magic show to go to an event hosted by Amy Poehler, saying “hoes before bros.”

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6. She got kicked out of the MTV Movie Awards, which is now one of my life goals.

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7. She’s so awkward people won’t pay attention to my awkwardness.

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8. She has deadpan comedy nailed.

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9. She photo-bombed Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton.

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10. Girl’s got style. And legs for days.

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11. She has genuinely thrown up from laughing too hard.

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12. Honesty is the best policy.

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13. She’s not exactly the most social person.

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14. She’s still super likable despite being obnoxiously ironic. Teach me your ways.

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Liz Morse is a 22-year-old post-grad who wants people to stop asking her what she's going to do with her English degree. She loves coffee, New York, the Oxford comma, and cliches. Liz is allergic to cold temperatures, dogs, and irony, but actively loves all three. After getting a job, Liz's next goal in life is to bring back the scrunchie.

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