Posted On June 16, 2014 By In Buzzworthy, The Scene

The Kit’s Outta The Bag!

 
 

T-minus negative two days ‘til the start of the greatest sporting event in the entire universe! An estimated 10 million viewers in the U.S. alone made the opening matches of the tournament among the largest-watched spectacles across the globe. And sadly, these numbers paled in comparison to Game 1 of the NBA Finals… Priorities, America. I am of course referring to the World Cup. Maybe you’ve heard of it. I will go ahead and assume the majority of the viewership for the NBA Finals is coming from everyone outside Miami praying to see the “Big Three” shower buddies lose. But that’s another story in itself. Back to the Cup. All 32 teams have released photos of their home, away, and third kits, and I, being a lazy fat fuck, have conveniently waited until after the start to mention them. Oops. Anyway, here’s a handful of the most badass kits, sure to at least spark some interest, even if you hate The Beautiful Game.

Argentina – Away

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Belgium – Third

Belgium 2014 World Cup Third Kit

Brazil – Third

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Cameroon – Home

Cameroon 2014 World Cup Home Kit

Croatia – Home

Croatia 2014 World Cup Home Kit

Germany – Away

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Ghana – Away

Ghana 2014 World Cup Away Kit 1

Iran – Away

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Netherlands – Away

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Portugal – Home

Portugal 2014 World Cup Home Kit (1)

U.S.A. – Away

USA 2014 World Cup Away Kit (1)

Even if you are bored to death by fútbol, like most of the country, these’ll at least give you something to pay attention to.

 

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Mike Burleson gets stupid ideas. These ideas then undergo a hellacious, bootcamp-style initiation, in which the cream of the crop that will make him look the most dumb are sifted out and given a rose. These ideas are uploaded to the Writtalin website for you to make fun of. A narcoleptic some of the time, he enjoys napping around the globe, self-confidence, and geriatric culture. Hailing from the Great Plains outside St. Louis, MO, Mike currently takes up lodging in Denver, and is pinching pennies to one day open a prairie dog farm. Other pastimes that help him to make sense of life include hiking, Seinfeld, watching dogs poop, poop humor, Dick Valentine. Put a little mustard on that mustard!

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