Haven’t you guys heard!? Nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence leaked yesterday! And while this development certainly hurts her wifeability ratings (which I’ve previously discussed), such happenings bring excitement and happiness to men worldwide. God bless you, J-Law.
So, relatedly, I’ve been thinking about which celebrities I still would really like to see naked – celebrities who haven’t provided us with nude scenes OR leaked photos (how selfish). Here’s what I came up with:
#10: Sarah Palin
…Hate her as a politician, don’t like her as a human being. But come on, I can’t be alone here.
#9: Nastia Liukin
She’s a kickass gymnast with a kickass body…need I say more?
#8: Justin Bieber
Hear me out. I’m a heterosexual male here…I just wanna see these photos to confirm my suspicions that Biebs has a microscopic pecker. I WANNA BELIEVE!
#7: Katy Perry
There are a lot of fake nude photos floating around the web, but no legit ones. Russell Brand is a total dick for not leaking nudes, am I right?
#6: The Olsen Twins
Don’t care that they’re irrelevant. Don’t care that this photo is probably a few years old. I want my middle school-aged fantasies fulfilled, dammit.
#5: Kendall Jenner
She recently turned 18, and she IS related to Kim Kardashian after all, so I’m guessing this one becomes reality within the next five months.
#4: Sophie Turner
Another recent 18-year old….this has to happen in next season of Game of Thrones…right?
#3 – Emma Stone
No explanation necessary.
#2: Taylor Swift
…Because under that wholesome facade, I know Taylor Swift has plenty of…umm…assets.
#1: Emma Watson
Every living man’s dream, this will probably never happen. But we can dream, can’t we? <3 you, Emma.