Posted On August 26, 2014 By In Girlzone, Lifestyle

A Standard Night Out for a Millennial

 
 

 

First, you decide what kind of tone you want for the night

 

 

Then, the pregame…aka probably the only part of the night you will remember

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You might confront your roommate about how they never clean up their shit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You will probably end up at a bar and probably see something shocking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then you will bond with random strangers in the bathroom line

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You might get mad at your friends (and see a food truck)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You will probably trip at some point and deny any inebriation (acceptance is the first step…)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drunchies

 

 

The most amazing food will ever taste

 

 

 

You have accepted the fact you will have a hangover

 

 

but…

 

 

Then it is time to go to sleep

 

 

Goodnight my crazy millennials!

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The Bored Millennial is your pop culture guru, best friend and rude grandmother figure that has been missing from your daily life. She focuses on talking about the things that really matter... like entertainment. Besides the obvious - being a bored millennial - she lives in Los Angeles and is in search of finding the perfect corgi.

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