Posted On May 7, 2014 By In Gallery, Girls, Manzone

The Hottest Painted Ladies This Side of Hell

 
 

Not a fan of chicks with ink? Well if these saucy lasses don’t change your mind, nothing will. Heads up: private browsing might be a good idea for any further, uh, research…

 Christina Perri

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El Wood

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English glamour model with a fitting last name.

Christy Mack

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Go Incognito on this one. Really.

Lass Suicide

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A Scottish accent never sounded so good.

Valerie “Lights” Poxleitner

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Mrs. Poxleitner makes shitty electropop. Luckily this Canuck doesn’t look nearly as awful as her music sounds. Just turn off the sound and you’re golden.

Hattie Watson

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As hot as the fire on her head.

Mellisa Clarke

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“Jaw on the ground, jaw on the ground. Lookin’ like a fool with your jaw on the ground!”

Annalee Suicide

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Great Scot!

Dimples Suicide

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SG really has a monopoly on this…

Kat Von D

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 This wouldn’t be much of a list without her.

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Mike Burleson gets stupid ideas. These ideas then undergo a hellacious, bootcamp-style initiation, in which the cream of the crop that will make him look the most dumb are sifted out and given a rose. These ideas are uploaded to the Writtalin website for you to make fun of. A narcoleptic some of the time, he enjoys napping around the globe, self-confidence, and geriatric culture. Hailing from the Great Plains outside St. Louis, MO, Mike currently takes up lodging in Denver, and is pinching pennies to one day open a prairie dog farm. Other pastimes that help him to make sense of life include hiking, Seinfeld, watching dogs poop, poop humor, Dick Valentine. Put a little mustard on that mustard!