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There was a point during Joe DiMaggio’s 56 game hitting streak when somebody stole his lucky bat. Joe and his fans were devastated. How would he be able to continue? The magic was inevitably gone for Joe. Well, luckily the thief returned the bat the following day (not sure why, can you say eBay?), and Joe’s streak continued for a bit longer. But it makes you wonder, what was so magical about that bat? The answer? Everything, for Joe. They say a good tennis racquet should feel like an extensionRead More

  Time to get over hump day the only way that is scientifically proven to work: hot women. One such woman is the lovely Ashley Sky. -Ashley Sky- Twitter: @TheAshleySky Instagram: ashleysky Known for: Modeling work (duh, have you seen her?) in commercials, magazines, & more. You can see her portfolio here. -Who has been featured in a Kanye West music video, made the cover of several magazines, named in Maxim’s Top 100, and has an Instagram account with an insane 820,000 followers? The answer is Miami’s Ashley Sky, aRead More

As we all know, not much these days comes free. Far more things come incredibly expensive. And while the price tag on certain items can be reasonably justified, there exist innumerable products that are simply never worth the cash. The following six things are simply NOT worth ponying up lots of dough for, period. Some of them are quality products but can be replaced with much cheaper alternatives, some of them you have no reason to ever purchase. Just remember, kids: what you WANT and what you NEED are twoRead More

It’s not a holiday! Stupid Hallmark! It’s made up, damn it! ….Says every one of my single friends. But for those of us with a female at our side, we know that Valentine’s Day is VERY REAL, and it can quite literally make or break a young relationship. Studies show that majority of breakups occur in mid-February. Coincidence? Umm, sure. I’ll keep telling my single friends that to make them feel better. So, how did I “do it right?” It started earlier in the week, with… a stomach flu. Unfortunate,Read More

As a twenty-something, you’re at a major crossroads in your life.  You’ve graduated college, or are so close that you can taste it – the stale beer, that is. You’ve already had a taste of being abroad, whether it involved studying abroad with your classes in a foreign language, or a spring break trip to Cabo. At this point, you’re settling into a phase of your life where you’re expected to be semi-responsible, which is making that creeping wanderlust you’re still feeling an issue. On the one hand, your twentiesRead More

The big day is here, guys. Valentine’s Day. Or, as I like to call it, “Girls are Feeling Romantic and Horny,  Therefore You Better Get Laid” Day. Yes, no matter your relationship status today – whether you’re single and free, tied down, or out in the wild in-between – as a man, you should be doing everything possible to make this evening a memorable one. While your girlfriend, date, or girl you pick up at the bar will appreciate the flowers, dinner, or, for the last option, the shot of Burnett’s,Read More

Wednesday, the best day of the week. We have another lovely lady for you today. Meet Emma Frain. -Emma Frain- Twitter: @emfrain Instagram: thefrainbow Known for: Being featured in FHM Magazine, being generally gorgeous.  -Emma Frain is our WCW this week, and it ain’t too hard to see why…one look at her extremely popular Instagram account will convince you pretty quickly that Emma is one of the most beautiful girls on planet earth right now. Like last week’s hottie, Emma hails from England. What can we say? They make ’emRead More

There are two reasons to watch the Olympics this year: 1) the events, and 2) the gorgeous athletes. Everyone from theCHIVE to the Huffington Post has compiled their lists of the hottest ladies to watch in Sochi, but we’re going to respectfully disagree with some of their choices, and give you the only 10 ladies you need to be watching – and we mean WATCHING – in the 2014 Winter Games. Plus, for those who use social media we’ve included links to these lovely ladies’ pages, so that you can followRead More

Velvet suits are by no means a new trend. Men have been wearing them for decades; after all, they exude true sex appeal. In the past few weeks, we have seen a resurgence of celebrities sporting them: from Matthew McConaughey at the Golden Globes to Macklemore, LL Cool J, and Robin Thicke at the Grammys. Velvet suits create an urban, yet classy, style for real luxury men. They can be traced back to the trend of the “Dandy” man and can be a versatile staple in any man’s closet. InRead More

Laura Fernanda Orduno Reza is our CoverGirl for February 2014. This brunette beauty from Colorado will make your winter just a little bit hotter this month, guaranteed. Find out more about Laura and check out our HQ photos below. Then, make sure you do yourself a favor and follow her on Instagram here.   Now, for a little more about Laura…   Height?: I’m 5’2 But love to rock heels that make me 5’6.   Weight?:  105 lbs.   Natural hair color?: Chocolate Brown   Measurements?: 32C-22-33 How would you pickRead More

Wednesday, the best day of the week! Here’s the latest female for your fantasies, British beauty Jessica Davies. -Jessica Davies- Twitter: @_JessicaDavies Instagram: _jessdavies Known for: Being really ridiculously good looking. Check out her incredibly hot website (NSFW). -If you know me, you know I’m a sucker for British girls. Keira Knightley and  Camilla Luddington might be the most notable English women I’ve surrrriously crushed on, but there’s just something so intriguing about gorgeous British girls. Our WCW today, Jessica Davies, is no different.  This Welsh Wondergirl has the sexiestRead More

This is a letter I wrote to myself after recently looking at one of my high school yearbooks.  Please excuse the language; I was wearing a lot of tie-dye in the pictures.   Dear Asshole, This is you, 11 years in the future.  First things first, you look fit!  Well done.  Keep it up.  It’s easy to stay fit.  It is hard to regain that.  So keep up the good work. Now, down to business.  Cut your hair, you look like an idiot.  Turns out that Mom was right whenRead More

For those of you who do not know, Paris Fashion Week happened recently. For most American men, this kind of information is not even on the radar (especially with the hype leading up to today’s Super Bowl). Lucky for all you males, I have the style highlights. In menswear, it is hard to completely re-design what has already been made. However, this year I have been pleasantly surprised. If you ever wonder how to dress, you should take notes from Thom Browne, Hermès, Ami, Saint Laurent, and their Fall 2014Read More

Dear Men, The good ones are out there. They’re just tired. Too many of you have concluded that women are a mystery; that it’s impossible to deduce what we want. The good ones seem to be taken, and the alluring ones won’t go for you. It’s frustrating. I understand that. But I’d like to stand up for a population of incredible women and tell you that the right one is out there, she’s just been beaten down by the 20-something dating scene, and she’s searching for something different.    Read More

Has it been too long since you learned some facts? Would you like to think about sex under the guise of learning? Well, fear not, #writtalifers, because I am here to take care of you. Sperm has a sense of smell.   The largest natural breasts in the world, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, measure (drumroll, please…) 70 INCHES, OR, 5.83 FEET. I wish I could capitalize numbers for emphasis, because my back hurts just thinking about that. Some women can orgasm from their nipples. Some canRead More