The world is full of sexy women. This is undeniable. But when looking to find a girl to seriously date, you must look past her looks and into her personality traits. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, here are some specimens you never want dangling at the end of the line. Or to never dangle your line into.  #10 – The Selfie Superstar You all know the types. They lurk in the corners of parties and bars, with an iPhone in one hand, and more oftenRead More

No more beanbag chairs and using paper towels to dry off after a shower (if you haven’t tried that ever, you should), it is 2014 and you need to get your shit together.  This is a list of things that you should own as an adult male, that is, unless your New Year’s Resolution was to “Live Life Like a Character from Workaholics.”  Buying secondhand is fine, I don’t really care how you get it done.  But I am sick of going to a friend’s house and being offered aRead More

I get it bros. Most of us think we’re the most badass dudes in the world and that the only thing we need to change about ourselves is the car we drive or the money in our bank account. But no matter who you are, there is always room for improvement. Here are five easy, productive changes for men to make in 2014. Get it done.   #5 – Be a Fucking Gentleman Too many dudes these days don’t care enough about chivalry. No, you don’t need to give theRead More

Wild Card Weekend is coming up this Saturday and Sunday in the NFL and you know what that means: plenty of high-stakes gambling opportunities. And while the teams in the playoffs usually do match up better than most teams in regular season matchups do, that is a good thing for gambling purposes – the lines are usually lower. Just to be clear, these are not predictions on who will WIN the games this weekend, but rather who will cover the spread. If you want standard win/loss predictions, you can checkRead More

This isn’t a sensual, romantic or happy post whatsoever. You probably opened it because it said “naked,” in the title, and that part I meant. Hey, it got you to open the article, didn’t it? Don’t worry, I included a picture of a half-naked girl, which has made your time thus far totally worth it. Anyway, this is a rant – a rant about how awful it has become to travel with bags on an airline. Recently, I flew to Santa Barbara. I had an awesome time. On the flightRead More

I think we can all agree an important part of having a relationship with someone is intimacy. All relationships are different and every person is unique in what they like behind closed doors, or in public…whatever you are into, no judgment here.  Relationships require communication of course, but in the bedroom communication is just as important. Everyone has different needs, and I know as a girl (and probably for guys as well) it can be embarrassing to put your personal fantasies out there to your partner. But what we haveRead More

What I am about to share with you is mind-blowing, potentially lifesaving, inside information. But I’m going to premise it with a well-known fact: Women are goddamn stalkers. Don’t chastise us for it. I’m pretty sure that having a borderline-obsessive curiosity about everyone around us is just in our nature. Reality television thrives off of our intrinsic love of gossip and drama. Women want to know what the eff is up with everyone else at all times. That includes celebrities, coworkers, friends, and basically every attractive guy within a 10,000Read More

          AFC STANDINGS                              NFC STANDINGS DENVER BRONCOS (13-3)                       1.  SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (13-3) NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (12-4)      2.  CAROLINA PANTHERS (12-4) CINCINNATI BENGALS (11-5)                3.  PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (10-6) INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (11-5)                 4.  GREEN BAY PACKERS (8-7-1) KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (11-5)                  5.  SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS (12-4) SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (9-7)    Read More

I would like prelude this piece with a little disclaimer: this author was enjoying a delicious beverage (or 3…) in the form of water, malts, grains, hops, and yeast as this article was written so I strongly encourage you, the reader, to do the same as you read… Beer is a glorious entity. From the time of construction of the Great Pyramids of Egypt to the infamous days of American Prohibition, beer has been a marquee aspect in the world’s history. The indulgence of beer has been documented as aRead More

Well, the playoffs are set, coaches are getting fired, and 20 NFL teams have turned into spectators for the rest of the NFL season. Much will be written about the upcoming playoff matchups, but before we discuss what is to come, let’s first look back on some the biggest stories of the 2013 regular season that was…   The Biggest (Positive) Surprise Team: Carolina Panthers While the obvious choice here would be the Kansas City Chiefs rebounding from a dismal, 2-14 season in 2012, there are other teams that haveRead More

What better way is there to recap a year than to revisit the tweets that mattered most? THERE ISN’T ONE. Without further ado, here are the 10 most noteworthy tweets of the past year… #10 – Miley Montana blonde hurrrrr errrrrrwurrrrr pic.twitter.com/lHNzrAUDuV — Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) November 21, 2013 I don’t know how anyone finds this critter attractive anymore. I’ve seen more sexually appealing flounder. And even they have less terrifying eyebrows.   #9 – Amanda Bynes   About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight!Read More

“Chocolate” – The 1975   “Harlem” – New Politics   “Do I Wanna Know?” – Arctic MonkeysRead More